Our party represents dogs, and to a lesser extent cats in all their ongoing political shenanigans in Parliament. We believe in one free bone every week for all dogs in Great Britain. Those bones would be sterilised meat bones, not the proper bones as they are too dangerous. We will also castrate them naughty pussycats so as to reduce the ratio of puppy:naughty pussycat. Viva la Puppy Resistance!